WARNING: This is not me being a bitch. If you think this is about you, not my fault. Back away if you can’t take the truth. If you know who this is – don’t say. I will find you and you don’t want that. FUCK.

Friends.. we meet, we have the same interests, we hang out, we love and laugh. We know each other. We have fights and apologize, then we get over it.

So lets go down a different road and boy here’s the story for you.

FIRST OF ALL – FUCK DUDE

SECOND OF ALL – WHAT THE FUCK

THIRD OF ALL – WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Okay good that’s all out…

Okay. Yay, story time!

ONCE UPON A TIME — wait no fuck that.. starting over

We all have that one friend that we believe gets us and knows us, that we can do stupid shit and not worry. But that’s really not the story here.

I know a bitch that gets on everyone’s nerves and this is how it goes..

LOUD. Obnoxious. Crazy. Fun. ANNND down right self centered.

In the beginning, when we met life was good, we had fun, we had so much fun on random escapades. Then little by little the SHIT hit the fan and it hurt. We had a group of friends, that did everything together. I left. Then I came back years later and we picked right back up where we left off. DRAMA ensued thereafter – i mean somehow it follows me around, So lets air this shit out because it got toxic and gross.

That night. OHMYGAWD, FUCK THAT NIGHT! What came afterwards showed me who you are and believe me after this lets see dude.

GIrls night! Have a couple friends over, have a couple drinks, talking about crap and enjoying each other’s company. SO I THOUGHT. Anyways this bitch tells me come on over “we can have it at my house”. So i invite a couple girlfriends. We’re having fun, singing, dancing, then this bitch’s dickwad of a boyfriend ( who was supposed to Leave) stays and invites his cousins to come on over. Okay cool.. turns into a party. So everyone starts taking shots, having a grand ole time. Then all of a sudden a fight erupts. Bitch’s boyfriend starts yelling and making her cry – like “END OF THE FUCKING WORLD CRY, I’M GOING TO DIE HERE” cry. – so fuck, it ruins the mood – whatever. All us “friends” console her and calm her down. Then Dickwad over here comes in and starts yelling and spewing profanities again. FINALLY AFTER A GOOD HOUR OF THIS SHIT, everything is cool. People bailed out, last two people stay.

Now we’re SOBER – we’re talking again, listening to music. Being chill. Then Bitch and Dickwad come out all calm – and start drinking again, and talking, I start braiding her hair. So here we go…

ROUND: what the actually FUCK!

ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN, This Bitch got nasty, pulling her boyfriends pants down, whipping out his dick and gave him a blowjob. Not even 2 feet away from us. I mean Kudos to you, but your last 2 best friends really didn’t need to see that.

OH IT GETS WORSE:

Next thing we know, he stands up, walks to the kitchen, Turns around. PULLS down his pants. Sticks his dick back between his buttcheeks and goes “HAHA Hey look i have a MAN-GINA”. Okay, haha very funny. (what are you? 12?) I look away, yelling for him to stop.

2 minutes later: IT GETS WORSE

As I’m looking away. My other friend is there and all i hear is a scream “AHHHHH!!” I turn around to see what she screamed at. and when i look He’s over there all willy-nilly Swinging his dick around. thinking it’s the greatest thing.

Here’s where it just goes down hill and to not return:

Next, Bitch starts yelling “Hey don’t do that in front of my friends”. He then uses my friend who is not into guys as his Escape goat. NOT COOL. Saying “Well its only ****. It doesn’t matter because she’s a lesbian”. ( First all of, Fuck You. That is never OKAY unless it’s consensual. SECOND OF ALL, that doesn’t fucking matter, you were intentionally traumatizing her. THIRD OF ALL, NO ONE FUCKING GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THAT)

Moving ON: SHIT GETS REAL

Shouts erupting, Bitch and Dickwad chasing each other back and forth. Spewing Nonsense and profanities. Dickwad threatened to jump over the fence on the patio as Bitch would not let him go. We (the last 2 bestfriends of Bitch) started grabbing our stuff and was leaving. We got out the door about 30 feet away and hear “BANG BANG BANG” like something getting pounded. We look at each other, one of us starts crying. we’re worried and don’t want to leave. We CARE and went back inside to make sure BITCH was still okay. DIckwad starts beating the the fridge again. Denting it forever. They’re still yelling. He grabs her, she pushes him away. and then all of a sudden She’s asking us for help to calm him down. Okay. I’m pissed. He’s a grown ass man acting like a child. I start yelling and that’s rare. now people know i’m pissed)

He turns around and starts going off on me. Yelling at my other friend making her cry. Saying “so you defend her but not me, and she’s over here hitting me and whatnot”. Okay like what? He’s a grown ass man, way bigger than bitch. Plus she was our friend so why the fuck not. Anyways, it continues, they both move outside the apartment, continuing to argue. Also Dickwad was trying to make Bitch look weak and inferior. So, as this goes on, Me and my friend are just sitting there on the couch again and listening to what’s going on and then minutes pass and shit now we’re worried because we don’t hear anything. We’re like okay let’s leave. We take the alcohol and start walking away. Next thing we know cops show up about a noise complaint. We’re like well Fuck, lets deal with this. And we call Bitch up and apparently she chased Dickwad a mile down the road – BAREFOOT as he ran off to his grandmothers house like a scared little mouse. Bitch runs back, talks to the cops, after I talked them down. Then after that, all she does is run back in the house, get on the phone immediately and calls him. Ignoring us. Okay Cool. So we grab everything head out and go home.

NOW: Here’s the CUNT Part.

Went home. She calls our other friend. Then this Bitch starts accusing me for her indiscretions. Such as, since it’s my fault i brought alcohol to her house for a GIRLS NIGHT, it’s my fault that her and Dickwad got into the entire argument. So, then she also says, ” well i was trying to drop hints all week that i didn’t want to do the Girl’s Night here” BITCH i fucking asked you over and over and over again if it was “okay” and “If thats fine” . Bitch tells me ” Yeah sure, have people come over”. And now she turns it on me. Saying and then you made it into a party. First of all, NO I DIDN’T. Your was supposed to leave and go hang out with his cousins and not stay for our girls night. So again not my fault. Then say states that i need to drink to “have fun”. Bitch no. I don’t actually drink often and i absolutely DON’T need it to drink. Okay, next. THEN, apparently she takes offense that i have the Audacity to ask for an apology. She acted like nothing is a matter and wants move on.

Well now I’m all for moving on. but then I hear for the last few years she’s talking shit on me behind back. What’s funny is that I reconnected with an old friend that she wanted all to herself but they have some issues and aren’t friendS anymore. And this Bitch, I find out has been pitting all three of her “best friends” against each other. Believing she saying the truth and whatnot.

Well all three of us meet up, we talk and we realize what a CUNt this Bitch actually is. We reconnected the 3 us of us. And aired out all the drama that didn’t even exist beTween all of us. We then find out all these lies and now know how UNREAL our friendship was with her. She never truly cared for us and the only the bitch wanted us around was to use us, either rides, to buy her shit, for our generosity, and basically to only talk about herself without any concern for how we felt or to know anything going on in ours lives. So that wasn’t a friendship what so ever.

SKIP FORWARD TO THE PRESNT NOW:

Now 5 months later, without the toxicity of that poor friendship. We’re looking up and realize we’re better off without those kind of people. And honestly the 3 of us are better friends than ever.

PSA: don’t involve your life in a toxic relationship. It makes you feels down, unwanted, and just down right exhausted.

To my best forever friends: I love you and thank you.

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